Apparently because my love for all things cute and furry is not shared with those to whom I am most intimate with, I have to start a blog dedicated to… animals-and by animals I really mean cats and dogs. My latest lifelong dream is to eventually live in a huge ass house with many cats and dogs. Does this make me some sort of animal hoarder or cat lady? Why yes it does. Am I ashamed of this? Fuck no. Cats and dogs are fucking cute and I am on a one woman campaign to inflict their cuteness on to anyone. You are Welcome.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Late VD Post


I assume you all know about my undying love for pigeons, so for Valentine's day I think it is only appropriate to share some awesome pigeon facts.

They mate for live! Ahaaaa!!! How sweet and romantic!  Also, pigeons can mate about 8 times a year!  Whoa, there bunnies! Slow that there baby making machine.  No wonder every time I ride the train I am comforted by the sound of sweet pigeon love making!  Get a room you crazy love birds!

So there you have it all you VD fans.  Pigeons not only are paragons of fidelity, but they have an A.MAZ.ING sex life as well.  I hereby nominate the pigeon for the animal symbol of all this love related.You go Bird!

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