Apparently because my love for all things cute and furry is not shared with those to whom I am most intimate with, I have to start a blog dedicated to… animals-and by animals I really mean cats and dogs. My latest lifelong dream is to eventually live in a huge ass house with many cats and dogs. Does this make me some sort of animal hoarder or cat lady? Why yes it does. Am I ashamed of this? Fuck no. Cats and dogs are fucking cute and I am on a one woman campaign to inflict their cuteness on to anyone. You are Welcome.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Sofia’s latest oddities

Oh, hello there!

Sofia’s got issues.  I will be the first to admit this. She needs a therapist. Her random shakes, over reactions, and bed wetting just scream THERAPY. On top of all that, she has taken to hiding over the bed. Why? Who knows. What does she have to be worried or stressed about? You tell me. Anyhow, she hides under the bed and loves to make a big show about it.

To be honest, I kinda like this new arrangement because will her under the bed there is more room on top and Irwin can freely come and go as he pleases without having to be verbal assaulted by Sofia every time he jumps on the bed. Sofia seems pretty happy under the bed farting and snorting as she pleases. She can even pretend to be a little monster by growling at the feet that past her by (although it’s really only the boyfriend she growls at, not me).

Unfortunately, she never seems to stay under there for very long. She usually goes into her under the bed lair right before we all go to bed. Then once the lights are out, she seems to wait 5 or 10 minutes before she resurfaces from her personal pit of hell onto the bed.  Maybe she thinks she is being clever and totally surprising us by magically appearing on top of the bed. However, Sofia is not exactly the master of craftiness and slyness, especially since she likes to step on everyone as if they are just another piece of furniture. Whether Sofia’s reasons are, one thing is crystal clear: Sofia is special.

Sofia is the master of hiding.

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